Saving Money One Child At A Time

America is great.  You can have children and claim them on your tax forms to receive a tax break.  Or you can knock a girl up, have an abortion and deduct the cost of that abortion from your taxable income.  At least that's what my latest insurance is telling me:

Abortion
You can include in medical expenses the amount you pay for a legal abortion. 

Ahhh, the silver lining of not wearing a condom and knocking up that blond you met at the bar.