Monday, October 15, 2012

Close Call

My girlfriend just stopped me and said "We need to talk."  Oh fuck, I'm getting dumped.

The near heart attack I had wasn't necessary as she was just tell me that my messiness "gives her anxiety" and would I mind cleaning up the apartment.

Subject change.  Red Bull is the coolest company on earth.  I watched this dude jump from the edge of space.  When he leaped, my butt honestly winked.  That rhymed.


If you didn't see this live it's too bad, but regardless: P.I.M.P.

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