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A moment ago I was asked by a friend how my love life was going and this was my reply:

"i'm currently trying to get a girl from new york i made out with in the streets of austin to come to dallas for new years"

I was wearing a snuggie and got a hand job on the corner of 4th street while trying to convince my new found friend to come to my hotel room with me. I failed on the account I wouldn't get my own room so we could spend the whole night together. Get real. I'm wearing a snuggie, I'd be good if I slept under a highway.