Sunday, September 11, 2011

Professional

I am a manager.  And because of this I have to deal with recruiters when looking for more developers.  It's a pleasure of mine to fuck with them.

Email from a recruiter to me:

[Me] - who all will David be meeting with?

My response to recruiter:

[Recruiter],

With whom will David be meeting. Act professional.

Peace,
[Me]
 

This evening I'm going to the US Open.  Not the golf US Open.  The tennis one.  Tennis is the sport where you can be really hot and do well even if you don't know how to play.  See exhibit 1a.

Exhibit 1a.
Unfortunately for me exhibit 1a. is not at the US Open this year.  Instead it's the Mens Quarterfinals with Roger Federer challenging Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.  I for one couldn't care anyless about the US Open once I learned that exhibit 1a. wouldn't be playing, but my girlfriend has made it a life goal to attend the US Open and apparently I'm the one to fulfill that dream.

The last time I was in Montana I learned a new trick.  And I am willing to teach you this trick if you can do one thing: In the comments section below, tell me what time this photo was taken.

What time was this photo taken?

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