Is It Gay?

Last night I made dinner for my girlfriend. I spent $50+ on cheese, salad, wine, meat, fruit and crackers then spent well over an hour prepping the meal so that when she got home she's have a nice meal with her boyfriend. And then hopefully drag me upstairs, blow me, fuck me and call it a night. Really not to much to ask...in my opinion.

This is where the subject line of my blog comes into play: After the meal, things were looking good and I was heading up stairs with the lady friend with the other roommate texts me "Smoky treats if ur still up..." (read: you wanna get high?). And seeing as I didn't have any weed, and that my girlfriends vagina wasn't going to seal up in the next 15 minutes, I decided that "yes, I do wanna get high". So I did. And when I returned my girlfriend was asleep. When I tried to be joe cool about getting some ass (you know, rubbing her back, slowly pulling her panties off, kissing her neck, etc...) she rolls over and says "I have to work in the morning and it's already late, you chose to get stoned instead of doing me. I'm going to bed. Good night." And I didn't get laid. But. I did jerk off this morning and that made up for at least half of the reason I wanted to get laid last night.

Blogging is so stupid.

So this map below is my next big adventure. I think the last time I posted a map of my travels it started in Anchorage, Alaska and ended in Dallas, Texas. This trip starts in Dallas, Texas and ends in Stamford, Connecticut. I'm going fucking east coast style bitch.





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My brother pointed out that I've driven my car a lot of miles since I bought it. Look at this map:

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8,771 miles (or 6 days 16 hours driving nonstop and following all posted speed limits) have been driven simply moving me from residence to residence. I think after I blow the east coast up, I'll head to southern California and cut back across 'Merica. After that I'll head north to Seattle, Washington then work on making Alternate Interior Angles on my travel map by driving to Miami, Florida. Finally I'll head north to Chicago, Illinois where I'll prep for my retirement in Clancy, Montana with my Life Partner LP. No homo. That will push my miles to 18,897 (or 13 days 11 hours driving nonstop while adhering to all posted speed limits). I've provided a map below for those that are move visual learners.



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I'm a visual learner when it comes to women.