Friday, August 13, 2010

News Flash

This is what was on my screen this morning when I came back from getting coffee. The individual shall remain anonymous.

So I didn't want to mention it yesterday but I have t tell someone now... I went to fort Worth Cat's baseball game last night with to girls (who are to remain anonymous). We left at the 8th inning and went home. They both got on my nuts. It was AWESOME!

Like one girl was riding my dick while I ate the second out. Porn quality work.. I might be addict.

I love that as he wrote this to me, he was so excited that he couldn't even spell half the words correctly. Probably because he was still scraping the cum off his leg while he was sitting at his work desk half aroused with thoughts of two girls blowing him, fucking him and leaving him afterwords ran through his mind.

I had to ask A) did he fuck both of these women and B) where the fuck did he meet these women. I need to know!

my penis didn't go into the second one. But regardless she sucked and tugged without a problem.
The internet is a powerful tool my friend.

Good lord I'm jealous. Look at how easily he recounts the evenings events. How does one even segway into the discussion of getting doubled up on by two girls you just met? Having known this man for the better part of the last 4 years, these actions come as a total surprise to me. Before moving to Gods country this man didn't, how do I say this, this man didn't exactly have 3-somes on Thursday nights with random internet whores. (Don't get me wrong, he's fucking handsome as shit. Every girl I introduce him too is always complimenting him. And if it wasn't for the whole "I like girls, not boys" thing, I'd fuck him too.) I think I need to open a Zoosk.com account.

2 comments:

  1. This story is pointless without cocaine.

    ReplyDelete
  2. hahhahahaaha this is awesome! and so is the comment before mine

    ReplyDelete