There's a lot of me inside you

This is an email exchange I shared with my landlord (Who's out of the country on vacation. I think vacation. He hasn't had a job in over 6 months, so maybe he's just out of the country on life.) today. It's brief. Humor doesn't take a lot.

Landlord: Your phone would be useful here. The country blocks skype. Of course they may block any VOIP. How you doing? What's new? How is the place?

Me: I'm doing well. Not much is new. The place? Do you remember that scene from Independence Day where they blew up the White House?

Fuck I'm funny.