Wanna Know How I Know Male Nurse Is Gay?

This was an email I got from him.

Subject: OMG!

SO EXCITED! SEE YOU AT THE AIRPORT TOMORROW!!

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rain drops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied up with string. good shit.

Anyway, really it's just an awesome email because my awesome brother (That's right Old Balls [You, married brother]) bought me a ticket to awesome California yesterday. How awesome is that? It's fucking awesome.